January 2011
trueee life.
keiseeeytho:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
When someone interrupts me in class,
-peachbomb:
When people bitch about my posts.
blackcrystals:
oh, i’m sorry, are you the tumblr police?
Losing your parents while shopping
at 6 years old:
now:
We all secretly care about our followers. ngl, I...
School.
neverendingcraps:
Waking up early
Teachers who are on everyday menopause.
Asshole classmates
Quizzes, Projects and Assignments
Bitches around your crush
Not-so-nice food at the canteen
Attention Seeking People
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
"Clean your room, family are coming over."
sometimesyouhaveletgo:
Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom.
SO BASICALLY
illusionsneverchange-:
onedirectionfanatic:
One Direction are on their way home and everyones like
Then all of a sudden there are mobs of girls and 1D are like
then louis gets his jumper ripped and he’s like
Then tumblr fans are following the action and we’re all like
+ then one direction get freaked and their like
But then they escape so it’s all like
And to summarize; we’re...
Since MTV has been advertising Tumblr, we need...
padackles-candycane:
whykillshit:
samueldhall:
bluntsboozeandbones:
butseriouslywhatisthis:
Reblog, they are coming…
Or just something like 5T4S so they have no clue what we are talking about.
5T4S it is!
im cerial
Everyone.. You must do this, otherwise you’ll be outcast and die!
SO ITS 5T4S KAYYY
JUST GOING TO ADD THIS TO MY INFO
reblog this if you have also been freaked out by...
lovefor1direction:
more like scarred for life.
I didn't heard any fan at the airport scream...
annaifyouwant:
i actually feel so ashamed of what the ‘fans’ have done at the airport.
these bitches
what the fuck, you lick windows, rip off louis’ jumper and punch liam?
i have no words
smh
And suddenly
liam-fucking-payne:
the tumblr fans are the normal ones…
Reblog if you are stuck at home. On tumblr. And...
thisgirlwontshutupaboutzaynmalik:
god, what the hell!
JUST WATCHED THE VIDEO
give-me-anything:
Oh my god poor boys
jesus
they looked so fuckin scared jesus
that moment when you actually get messages in your...
Dear 'crazy airport fan girls', Congratulations...
jamiemcfly:
the1darmy:
This. No offence to them but I don’t think they realise if they just stayed calm they probably would of stopped, they’ve ruined it for people who actually were calm. Fair enough a little bit of excitement but licking the windows and shit - just no. Some 1D fans are dicks imo
people licked the windows?
harrystylesxox:
Any reason why?
One direction are close i know lets lick the window.
no.
HOW CAN YOU LICK THE WINDOWS OF A HUT?
EWW
WE GON' FIND YOU, BOYS, WE GON' FIND YOU
harrystylesmakesmesmile:
daaaniellexo:
lostinthemiddle:
harryfreakingstyles:
OMFG LOLOLOLOLOL
OH MY GOD IDSFBIFDKBSDMF
OMG DLJF;ALSDFJLSDKJF WHAT IS AIR?!
girls were licking the windows of the hut
fuckmestyles:
TUMBLR IS BETTER THAN TWITTER. FACT.
one-direction-:
THEY DROVE AWAY IN A POLICE VAN
give-me-anything:
illusionsneverchange-:
niallhoranxox:
hs.
THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG
tumblr always turns things into a frigging comedy
harrystylesxox:
twitters just there taking everything so seris
oh its funneh <3
when you see one direction in a hut you have to...
oioiharrystyles:
harroldstyles:
omg guys OMG GUYS I CANT BREATHE
Now they're offline.
onedirectionthink:
I guess I’ll just have to ride my pet moose, all the way to the airport.
SEE YA IN A BIT, GUYS. :)
WHAT IF SHE LOSES HER RING AGAIN CAUSE OF THE...
liam-fucking-payne:
one-direction-:
-harrystyles:
OMG
give-me-anything:
THEY FOUND THEM OMG
One is buffering and the other is offline
liam-fucking-payne:
we're back, we're back, we're back
how many times she says it :D funny:D
and now they’re offline again. maaan.
BACK
yesssss
OFFLINE
give-me-anything:
illusionsneverchange-:
-harrystyles:
no.
NO.
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO DONT DO THIS TO ME
fuck my fuckin life
imma fuckin kill someone
imma throw this bowl into someone’s head FUCK NO
WORK NOW BITCH
Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...
give-me-anything:
team-styles:
fallinginlovewithhermionegranger:
courtneyradke:
becsteds:
stefang0mez:
robertsheman:
smokemeimdope-:
when the lyrics really are: “I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die”
Isn’t the name of the song Blue (Da Ba Dee)
welp
what
My life has been a lie.
^^
I knew this but it’s just easier...
Hi. I'm a One Direction fan. I'm not even british.
annaifyouwant:
give-me-anything:
onedirectionorgasm:
teenageglitterkicks:
nialljhoranlove:
inspiredbyliam:
paulinehoran:
1dream-onedirection:
fuckjeah1direction:
nothingisfineimtorn:
harrystyles-ismystyle:
what-is-inside-my-head:
designerlolly:
portuguese from portugal :)
dutch from the netherlands
mexican from mexico:D
another dutch one (netherlands) :D
...
I am obviously too sexy for a Valentine.
-imsuperjerkin:
LEARN THE DIFFERENCE
hoorayforangel:
= (for cool people)
= (for people that wanna know cool people)
= (for wanna be cool people)
Tumblr, PLEASE bring back the red notification...
I feel so lost without it.
I keep refreshing my page for godsakes
valentine's day
expectations: a date with this.
reality: a date with this.
oh excuse me, i meant this:
Suicide is the third leading cause of death for...
